The Vampire Diaries

OK, so this is not about the best selling books nor the hit TV Show.  I just thought that if my sleeping habits were to be observed and documented, the published works would be titled "The Vampire Diaries", seeing as how it apparently is phsycially impossible for me to stay awake during the day.. also because I spontanously combust if I stay out in the sun for too long and I like to drink blood.