Farmville Spin Off: Famville!

So, my friend and I were talking, and we came up with this great concept of "Famville", a spin off to the popular Farmville, where you're helping couples have children, featuring (but not limited to) fun events like:

"Donna asked for your sperm in Famville"

"Olga was just inseminated on Famville"

"Marie just had an abortion. Send her a hate mail by clicking here"

"Coleen is trying to have an abortion on Famville. Try to stop her by forcing her to get scanned, sending her cute baby names, and convincing her talk to a priest about the mental issues sure to follow."

But it's not just for women! Men get to do fun things like:

"Martin's sperm count is low. Help him by getting him to exercise and eat healthy"

"Carl just donated sperm on Famville. Congratulate him by sending him a gift."

If you're a prejudiced bastard, you get to combat adoption by gay couples by using the "God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve" argument! But watch out for the pesky activists who can fight back with logic and reason! If you're really hardcore, you can attempt to blow up an abortion clinic!

You can even force pregnant teenagers to keep their baby, and scan for "birth defects" so you can abort the baby if it has any (because if there's "something wrong" with it, it's excusable and you're not a hypocrite) - JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE!


This, and so much more FOR FREE in the upcoming Facebook game for the entire family: Famville! Names used in this promotional feature are fictional, and any resemblance to actual people is pure coincidence.

Patent pending.
Copyrighted.
All Rights Reserved.
Trademarked.

IT'S MINE!

Personally, I think this is a hit just waiting to happen!
Like my blog? Share it with your friends! If you want to receive updates about when I post new blog posts right away, like my blog's Facebook page.